America's Next Top Model: Season of the Cat

I'm stretching to show my long lean body.

Now I'm being regal. Think "Lion"...

This is my cute little chipmunk hands pose.

Here's an upside down move I'm working on.

This is my sexy "come hither" look.

And now I'm "smiling with my eyes" or "smyzing" as Tyra calls it...

Home boy Max

Home boys like to wear their hats and shake their tails:)

And now, a few words from your cat:

Jaime and Kyle,

   Max just wants to tell you how he's doing. He was going into a lot of detail, but was interrupted by movement in the hallway behind him. He seems to be easily distracted....

...anyway, I think he's saying he's okay, but he misses you and is being a good boy until you come home.

I wanna hold your hand

Where's Sarah McLachlan when I need her??

Honestly, what's the big deal? I was just sneaking into their room where (they thought) they had hidden the candy bowl and helping myself to a few pieces once in a while. 
I guess my big mistake was leaving the evidence at the bedroom door where they had to step on it to go into the hallway... that plus the incriminating crinkling sound of the plastic wrap.

So how cruel is this? A cage over the candy. So close, yet so far. I thought torture was against the law. I might have to call the ASPCA or something like that.

.....S I G H.... guess I'll just lay at the top of the steps and dream of a world where cats have free reign over all the world, or maybe a world where Sarah McLachlan adopts all of us poor innocent creatures and lets us eat whatever we want....

Taxi!!

Oh boy, a new box for me to play in...

This is kind of cozy.

We got Max a "Cat Taxi" and hope that he gets used to it in case we decide to take him somewhere for a nice stylish haircut one of these days...he seems to think it's a new toy for him :)

I like to jump out, grab my toys
 and pull them into this contraption.

Candy bowl thief!

Packing to leave for a few days....Max is suspicious.

I don't mind living out of a suitcase, really.

Okay, so you caught me, but I'm not leaving.

I'm not even going to look at you people.
 How could you do this to me. 

Wait 'til I tell Mom & Dad on you. You're gonna get it!!

Crazy Cat

Yes, it's only 2 seconds. 2 seconds of AWESOMENESS.

Shower Meower

Why do you come in here and sit all the time?

I Can Haz Hershey's?

 

 Nom
 Nom
 Nom
 Nom

I just like to lick chocolate  ... 

not actually EAT it. 

Nom 
Nom
Nom
Nom

I'm a Bird Watcher, I'm a Bird Watcher...

Gramma and Grampa have these things 

on their kitchen window so they can watch birds.

Hello Mr. Woodpecker!

 I like to climb up on the sink and get a close-up view of them, but for some reason

 they fly away as soon as I put my face to the glass. 

I think I can catch it if I slink down low and crawl a little closer

He flew away before I even got to show him 

my friendly blue eyes and pearly white teeth!

bummer.

I'll bide my time and then you'll see....I'll get you my pretty - and your little chick too.

                                

My Gramma wuvs me

When she gets home from work,
I jump into her lap and she pets me until I fall asleep purring.
I think she enjoys it as much as I do...

It's a box-loving cat's nirvana!

Lap Cat

When Gramma and Grampa get home from a long day of work,

I try to make them feel loved by

immediately greeting them with some loud meows.

I also plop myself down on top of whatever they're reading,

because I know that I'm a whole lot more interesting than the news...

Basket Case

Baskets are so much fun. 

Max-ercising

Mom and Dad like to go work out at a gym, so I thought I'd give it a try 

while they're away.  I don't understand why they get so sweaty, though.

Plus Grampa's sneakers are kind of smelly, but I don't mind...

Catnipped

This is the life - they went shopping for stuff and brought me a scratchy thing to rub my head against and rubbed catnip onto it for fun. This is the best vacation ever. 

The guys hang out together on Saturday night...

I like hanging out with Grampa Joel, it's fun to watch him play games on his phone.
Plus he likes to pet me and rub my belly, too:)

Musical Max

Yes, I'm thinking about learning to play the piano.

 Dad is pretty good at this, maybe I take after him. Plus Gramma and Grampa have something in their iPhones called "Cat Piano" and I know I can play as good as those guys.

Priority Max

If it fits, it ships, right?

Fun and games!

Now that I'm getting used to being around these country bumpkins, I'm starting to have some fun. They seem to enjoy watching me carry on with my toys, so I'm trying to entertain them once in a while.

It can be very exhausting being a grand-cat!

I need a little nap after all that playing...

I'm glad they can understand my meows a little more now, and gramma knows when I want her to turn on the faucet for a little bit of splash time.

BON VOYAGE MOM AND DAD!!

Send me a postcard and some of that foreign weed, I mean, catnip!
Much love,
Max

Inventory: so far, so good!

Taking inventory: yep, all my favorite toys are present and accounted for.
And oh boy, they even got me a few surprises, too!

Mom and Dad say goodbye!

Mom and Dad are really attractive, you can see where I get my good looks, right?

I didn't want to go to bloody old London anyway, but I hope they have fun and buy me some cool toys there.

Checking out my new digs

Yes, I have laser beams for eyes, don't mess with me when I'm using my litter box, I mean, space ship...

  

I move so fast your feeble attempts to film me are unimpressive.

Okay, stop following me around, you're making me nervous.