Where's Sarah McLachlan when I need her??

Honestly, what's the big deal? I was just sneaking into their room where (they thought) they had hidden the candy bowl and helping myself to a few pieces once in a while. 
I guess my big mistake was leaving the evidence at the bedroom door where they had to step on it to go into the hallway... that plus the incriminating crinkling sound of the plastic wrap.

So how cruel is this? A cage over the candy. So close, yet so far. I thought torture was against the law. I might have to call the ASPCA or something like that.

.....S I G H.... guess I'll just lay at the top of the steps and dream of a world where cats have free reign over all the world, or maybe a world where Sarah McLachlan adopts all of us poor innocent creatures and lets us eat whatever we want....